Gamblers like myself spend hours wandering around casino floors looking for the fated machine that feels lucky. It really shouldn’t matter what the theme of the game is - be it “Fantastical Unicorns” or “Dean Martin’s Wild Party” - but it does matter. The same rules, the same odds, the same complimentary ashtrays piled next to the levers. The magic behind casino slot machines is that (shhh) they are all the same. Well, I guess they don’t say that about slot machines, but it applies.
I hate gambling, but I love slot machines.
